Why Did We Make This?

 

You may be asking yourself, “what possessed you to make this invention?”

Well, quite simply, my wife won’t have sex with me when it’s cold out. It’s true. She simply turns into a never-nude in the winter (shout out Tobias Funke). Well, when you’re trying to conceive your first child in the middle of winter, that turns into a problem. 

The first thing I did was buy a cheap pair of sweatpants and cut a hole in the crotch area. Perfect. She can stay clothed and the deed can still be done. But, when you don’t want to remove your nice pants to put on your hole-in-crotch pants, you’re right back where you started.

I realized quickly that I needed to create a pair of pants that enabled full access but also was…. Well I guess the term is “street legal”. And thus, after a few iterations, SWTPants was born.

Well, I was telling our story, comedically, to some friends and they were making remarks like “Shit I wish I had those in college” or “can you make me a pair for when the kids come screaming into the room out of nowhere?” and we realized well maybe other people might like these?

So here they are! Ready to buy! We hope you like them, I know we do.